- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats what she said

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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