- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A bar walks into a man

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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