- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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