what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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