Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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