jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

knock knock who's there? faith

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Christ is a conspiracy

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Good job, son.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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