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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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