- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

My cat just died.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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