- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A muslim paints Mohammed

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

i like it in the mouth

Racial equality.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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