Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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