- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

angelo snyder is not ga

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??