What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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