- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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