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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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