João Duarte reads this.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Democracy.

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Why? Because.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Whats funny? Your face.

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