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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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