How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Heskey time.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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