your no better than a cockroach

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Penis

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Happy Monday!

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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roses are red violets are blue

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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