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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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