- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

4 hours later.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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