What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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