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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Ebola

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what are three short words? i a am

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