- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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