Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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knock,knock you suck

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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