- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A hill billy went fishing

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Justin with a hat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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