What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Everybody will die

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

* anti-punchline

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Gay republicans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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