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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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