- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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