- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

I went to work today....

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

i like men but im not gay

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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