- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

every cloud has a silver lining

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