- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what are you mike bibby?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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