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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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