- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

pretty soon we'll all be dead

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Oh, right

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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