- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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