A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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