Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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