- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Oh, right

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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