- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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