A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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