- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Gustavo Andrade

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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