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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

123 f*ck off

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years