- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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