- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

woman's rights

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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