Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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