How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

haha black people :D

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Get on the boat.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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