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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family