You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Andoni was here

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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