- Anti Joke

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you