- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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