- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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