- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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