- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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