A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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