What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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