- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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