steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

knock knock come in !

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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