- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A man died.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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