How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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