- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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