- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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