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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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