- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Andoni was here

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Hats better than a stick? A stone

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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