- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Hats better than a stick? A stone

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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