People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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