Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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read this sentence again.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Happy Monday!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

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