- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A dyslexic blind man

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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