- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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