What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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