- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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