My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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