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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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