- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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