- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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