Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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haha black people :D

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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