- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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