Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What is older than history?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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